October - First Timer :)

[Ntdarwin]

Hi All,

 

After lurching the forum for all the required information I have booked my first trip to BKK ! :)

 

Will be there from the 3rd until 16th October so if anyone would like to show a newbie around please drop me a line

 

Thanks,

[dickbutkus]

Welcome. It will be better than you can imagine. Sorry I wont be there but here is some advice.

1. Never tell a Thai it is your 1st or 2nd time there. Always lie b/c it is open season on lying and cheating if you do.

2. Dont let a girl get to comfortable if they think you are new, they will never let you out of their site and will randomly stop by your room. Newbies are the best targets to get them to sponsor girls while they go back home.

3. Many girls will say you are there 3rd time. I heard that a lot when they thought I was new to BKK.

4. dont take tuktuks b/c they are dangerous and dont have meters. you will end up paying way more for them than a taxi.

5. always have the meter on in a taxi. dont let them lie to you.

6. The FLs will always say they live far away and want extra for a cab. Thats another lie.

7. It is always safe to lie to a girl when you are leaving, they will stalk you til they think you are gone and will show up to the clubs they think you will be at. NEVER tell them where you are going.

8. dont get attached to the girls b/c you will always meet a better girl the next day.

9. always shower before and after you are in bed with the girl. she will be way more appreciative and affectionate. Thais take tons of showers

10. dont make fun of Ladyboys. There are a lot and they will hurt you. you will mistake them for girls, so if you are not sure. just ask. if you accidentally found one by the LB a drink for goodwill. Its called insurance. the LB will be appreciative and will actually help you find a hot girl. You do not want one of them mad at you. They are beyond crazy and will come at you in large packs.

11. When you are getting tired of banging. Buy Kamagra from the pharmacy. it costs 100 bht each if you buy multiple. it is a jelly viagra and it is fun to bang thai girls with. it will never go down for awhile and will raise your blood pressure a bunch. I am young, but when you have had 10 girls in 4 days, it is welcomed.

12. Cab drivers get commissions from certain clubs, bars, clothing stores, and massage parlors. They will lie to you and tell you to go to other places (where they secretly get commissions). dont trust them. Sometimes they will take you there even when you told them no to it, then they will tell you that the club is the one that you wanted.

13. Dont let taxis give you the bkk tour. they will ask you how long you been in bkk, then if they think you are new, will drive you everywhere to run up the meter.

Good luck!

[stud]

hi darwin, i will be in BKK for the 10th time from the 4th to 9th oct. surely can meet up and hsve some fun, where are you staying

[Jake Blues]

Just missing you guys. :( I'll be there on the 14th, but I'll be occupied for the first 2 days by a sweetie I met on Thai Friendly.