thewarden

Drink lots of water the day of your flight. Avoid alcohol at all costs. Attempt to sleep only at the same time as night time in the arrival time zone. Failing that, get obscenely drunk, top up with prescription drugs, add a cialis/viagra, and get 2 BGs back to your room.

or a porn movie?

Was at the Dream for a couple of days last month, no problems with the wifi. Maybe certain rooms struggle for wifi reception, a good idea to ask if an issue.

Agreed. There is also access via the side entrance in the car park to the lift, which limits the walk of shame for the shy, as the lobby is on the first floor.

From my understanding the Novotel is not GF, or they charge a significant joiner fee, from reading on other forums.