Go to the top of Lebua to the Sky Bar and get a selfie screaming, "Its party time mother fuckers!!!" Then start an argument with the waiters and have ur girl take photos as ur dragged out by the scruff of the neck kicking and screaming.
When u get to the bottom, give them a wai, say ur sorry, tip them well and run like hell. If u can, grab ur phone off ur girl before u run. Bonus points if u can find a monkey to rent and throw it at them as ur running out the door....