dickbutkus

Welcome. It will be better than you can imagine. Sorry I wont be there but here is some advice.

1. Never tell a Thai it is your 1st or 2nd time there. Always lie b/c it is open season on lying and cheating if you do.

2. Dont let a girl get to comfortable if they think you are new, they will never let you out of their site and will randomly stop by your room. Newbies are the best targets to get them to sponsor girls while they go back home.

3. Many girls will say you are there 3rd time. I heard that a lot when they thought I was new to BKK.

4. dont take tuktuks b/c they are dangerous and dont have meters. you will end up paying way more for them than a taxi.

5. always have the meter on in a taxi. dont let them lie to you.

6. The FLs will always say they live far away and want extra for a cab. Thats another lie.

7. It is always safe to lie to a girl when you are leaving, they will stalk you til they think you are gone and will show up to the clubs they think you will be at. NEVER tell them where you are going.

8. dont get attached to the girls b/c you will always meet a better girl the next day.

9. always shower before and after you are in bed with the girl. she will be way more appreciative and affectionate. Thais take tons of showers

10. dont make fun of Ladyboys. There are a lot and they will hurt you. you will mistake them for girls, so if you are not sure. just ask. if you accidentally found one by the LB a drink for goodwill. Its called insurance. the LB will be appreciative and will actually help you find a hot girl. You do not want one of them mad at you. They are beyond crazy and will come at you in large packs.

11. When you are getting tired of banging. Buy Kamagra from the pharmacy. it costs 100 bht each if you buy multiple. it is a jelly viagra and it is fun to bang thai girls with. it will never go down for awhile and will raise your blood pressure a bunch. I am young, but when you have had 10 girls in 4 days, it is welcomed.

12. Cab drivers get commissions from certain clubs, bars, clothing stores, and massage parlors. They will lie to you and tell you to go to other places (where they secretly get commissions). dont trust them. Sometimes they will take you there even when you told them no to it, then they will tell you that the club is the one that you wanted.

13. Dont let taxis give you the bkk tour. they will ask you how long you been in bkk, then if they think you are new, will drive you everywhere to run up the meter.

Good luck!

Friday and saturday nights the best girls go early. these are the worst nights of the week. Sunday-Tuesday are my favorite days b/c the hot girls are still out and less competition from the guys. the girls go a lot cheaper and dont haggle with you for price nor jump ship if they find a guy who will pay more. the clubs go off every night and usually close at 4-6am in bkk. even the parttime working girls go out early in the week too

I love the silom village inn on silom road. my friends, who live in bkk for yrs, take their extra ladies there. It is 10-12 min walk to Patpong and the mall on silom. it cost 1000 baht/night when I was there 8 mos ago (busy season). I take back 2 girls a day there. no charge and they are cool with good service. lots of nice restaurants to walk to in the area. it is a pretty big 1 bdr for thailand with good bathrooms. it is clean too with a safe.

its about 100 baht taxi to nana plaza and the great discos. I encourage you to hit the clubs and not just soapies and gogo bars. the girls at the discos are even more desperate and better looking. they have overhead, they paid to get in the club.

Rca man is the go

scrotox who do you think has the best free lancer bars for days or early evening?

been there done that mate

been going to BKK and Asia for years

at least 15 trips a year for work for the last ten years

 

preaching to the converted champ :)

outstanding scrotox, I have a few good friends with great jobs there. they both speak thai and are having a ball. do you ever hit up the clubs? what do you like? I am hearing that insomnia is the place now. is bossy and climbax still good? insomnia has expensive drinks

I guess If you spend the time you can get whoever you want

but if you are a two week tourist you will be treated as such

Rent a condo for two months and then try your luck

 

Me I'm only in town for a week or two so I stick with Mango massage girls

they have never let me down :0

No, dont just go to soapys. if i lived in bkk I would have way more girls. ha. I have friends who have great places and they have over 20 girls each and they arent working girls. you should hit the falang discos, get a bunch of phone numbers while you are there (free lancers) and if you call them off hours, they are half the price of what you pay for soapies

you are !!!!

go to Soi 4 walk up and down find a bar get drunk find a girl have it off

repeat

Last time I had a 2 girl/day habit. I am hoping to network and get more freelancer office girls. they cheaper and more fun

Anyone there during that time?

Thankyou IBF. So you dont think the cheaper hotels will book to capacity over NYE? I was wanting to maybe book the hotel a week in advance in case my travels adjusted.

How difficult is it to get a hotel in BKK for 1000-1500 TBT over the New Year's eve? Do all hotels in the city book up at that time of year or is it slow? If so does anyone have recommendations around the party areas like Silom?