pykster

Two years ago I did almost the same thing (two weeks in thailand every month of the year) and I had no issues, smile, have your passport ready, make sure to let a bit of time pass in between two stays (no immediate re-entry) and answer any question without being defensive.

Immigration at DMK has always been much more problematic for me than at the main airport, probably because that's the one people who don't do land border visa use. After a while I had a couple of agents ask me "what you do in thailand", I answered I had taken a year off of work and enjoying my holiday, then renewed my passport at home to be stamp free (yes the system keeps track of it anyway, but they never seem to care what's on their screen except if it says denied, whereas when you have lots of stuff in your passport they sometime look - I once had questions about my numerous stamp to another country too ...).

Ultimately they want to make sure you're not abusing the visa exemption rules (meant for holidays) to live in thailand, which is fair and is their job. At least that's how I see it.

Not "the best" but I'm very partial to Wunderbar on soi 4 near the junction with soi 6. It's a restaurant (expect no girl to barfine there), but if you want a good drink while talking with a friend or girl you bring and eat with, it's a great place.

180 baht from 18h to 20h, and 250b afterwards so not so cheap, but they're clearly not watered down (I'm a fan of Long Island, and two of theirs puts me down ah ah).

Food is quite decent too, thai food, pizza, pasta, burger ...

Yeah, it's not there anymore, but there is another mac donald about 100 meter further on suckhumvit (in direction of soi cowboy), and yet another again a bit later near Robinson / before Terminal 21. Both are open super late.

Make sure to take a public taxi (bottom floor, you use the computer to get a "ticket" and know which lane your taxi is in).

And make sure he starts his meter, not give you a flat rate.

> How was it? Breakfast, location, gym, service, guest friendly, etc?

Location: top notch, quick walk to nana or all bars on soi 4 and nana bts (

Guest friendly: one guest per day is free, second guest (either at the same time / threesome, or two lady one after another in the same day) is 1000 fee. Checking and taking ID when the girl comes and when she leaves.

Loosely enforced, some day the security guy in charge of that isn't there, some day he doesn't check, some days he does. All is in a registry, not in his backpocket.

I loved the hotel, staff security and maid services were all very accommodating and the room were good. My only downside is the leaking ironing tool in almost every room (if you use those), and the very open walk with your girl in front of all staff and waiting/eating guest when going to your room with a girl since the elevator are at the far end of the lobby, might be an issue for some.

For the price I would rate 8/10.

When I need a one night hotel near the airport I always stay at "The Cottage Suvarnabhumi Hotel", it's cheap and yet good, the staff are nice, and it's near a plaza with restaurants (mk, mc donalds, pizza, ...) and a store.

Downside is wifi is fast but costly (something like 700 for 12h I think) and TV is super small and crappy. With might be an issue if you're with family.

Been to Dynasty Grande, it's right in front of Patchara Suites, I don't remember the room type but frankly I loved it, only downside compared to Patchara was no in-room washing machine. Soi 6 is very calm yet super close to nana (even closer than hotels on soi 2), and you've got a side exit if you don't want to go through soi 4 to reach sukhumvit

You can find the SIM card you need in Terminal 21, next to Soi Cowboy and about 15 minutes by feet from nana.

Personally while in bangkok I like the dtac holiday thingy, 50 bahts for the sim and 800 baht for a one month 9 GB data load. I don't use calls or txt message much, everyone has Line or whatsapp or facebook anyway.

Ordered anything ? How do the burger look and taste like ?

Nana burger is still one of my favorite "need drunk burger cheap" place when I don't have the will to go up to mc donalds ahah

I'm supposed to land in a few days, between the big scares (more of this ?) and the smaller scares (airport will be a bitch to clear, baggage too, curfew would ruin my nights, ...) I'm not super hype about it.

Would love words from people on the ground on how it is going there in the next few days (and given where I ask this, intel on whether or not the nightlife is affected)

Hope everyone in bangkok is safe with their families

Been at Fusion Suites a couple of months ago, was quite decent and not too pricy, as long as you don't expect to be in the room for anything else than nightime. No windows in the room and all in length with no width make it weird.

Can second Phachara, great hotel, super cool staff, quality washing machine and dryer in room (useful for long stays, won't do much for you), very close to nana, decent price.

Contacting them by email (link on their website) pretty much guarantee the best price, better or equals to whatever you can find online

I confirm the 1000 baht thing, and I confirm they don't always do it. If the "security" guy isn't sitting at his desk when you walk in, no charge (but also, no taking of ID unless you request it).

I agree with Wrex's answer with one addition: have you used any "enhancers" like viagra or cialis etc ... while in thailand ? If so, don't wait and go see a doctor now. Tell him, and also tell him if it's street bought (rather than in pharmacy).

We are able to hold two adults in 1 room. There are no extra charges for bringing guests over. However, they are requested to leave their identity card at the front desk for security reasons.

Please be advised you that you can bring a joiner to your room free of charge for the first person per night and the second person the hotel policy have to charge 1,000 Nett per night as well.

This is probably not for all countries of origin.

Came here in october and in december, no fingerprint, only the quick visa arrival/departure card to pre-fill, and a quick stamp and picture in front of the officer.

I've been taught by the concierge to go by the staff entrance when I bring back puyings to my room..... out of sight and dun have to pay any joiner fees too. But I always remember to tip the concierge.

Going on the side of the building to the right ? I would honestly worry about them feeling like I'm trying to trick them if not told myself

 It seems the rooms in Majestic Grande are better than President Palace

The rooms at PP are nice clear and large but they're very worned out.

About 10 min of Nana and a few more to Cowboy, but also both are accessible.

Phachara suites: I love this hotel to no end, but it's sometimes one of the worst walk of shame there is. The lobby is a long but not very large path from door to elevator, on your right the counter and on the left the sitting clients waiting for their room or whatever, and after a glass door the restaurant. And it's an hotel with enough non-monger visitor to count.

If that's not an issue for you, go for it, the place is awesome.

PS: note that they have a one guest per day policy. If you take a ST in the afternoon and another in the evening, they will ask you to pay 1000 bahts. If you come with 2 girls for a threesome be it ST or LT it's 1000 bahts for the third too. They sometimes don't enforce that policy (or don't even ask for ID of girls), but most of the times do.

I often buy from the vendors outside nana, you have a bit of everything, including nana burger. Tons of place along sukhumvit between nana and Cowboy too.

Might find your luck price wise at Grand President.

Safest girl for oral ? Depends what you mean by safe. If you mean guarantee that she does it, they all do. If you mean safe as in std, they're all as dangerous and if you worry you should use condom for oral too.

For bondage you can try the barbar club although I have never been myself: http://www.barbarfetishclub.com/

1. send a mail to the hotel. Ask if they have a joiner fee for one guest, or for two guests. They will know what you mean. Some hotel are ok with one but not with more.

2. I was there a week ago, it's hot and sometimes rain but okayish. If you're going mongering, don't worry about the rain, take a taxi (inexpensive). Learn to walk slowly for the heat ;)

3. Yes and no. A lot less bars have complete nudity if any (you can still check Crazy House in soi cowboy), but if you're a first timer it's going to be so awesome you won't realized it's missing something. You will have lots of fun, don't worry.

Pro tips:

* don't make more than one plan a day, you never know what's going to happen

* make a budget of how much you can spend *per day*. You will run out of cash before the last day on your first trip.

* when you find a hot girl, don't bicker around, get her to sit with you and buy her a drink. Don't let her be taken by someone else only for you to regret it ;)

As the title says

When going to Pattaya it was common for hotel to clearly say the room is for two people, and cost X more per night per person above that.

I cannot see such things for bangkok hotel, can anyone recommend a good hotel near the action where it is possible to go with 2 girls (if possible without joiner fee, but is there is any then it's ok too)

Thanks